10 April 2006

FreeHealthy guide to being ripped to the tits at concerts

There a sect of people out there who believe you can't enjoy a concert without being higher than the ceiling. Of course, with tickets to MAJOR events costing upwards of a week's rent, wouldn't it be better to actually make the most of the event and have lovely lasting memories?

Anyway, here's my cheap, healthy guide to being ripped to the tits at a concert:

1. Don't go to the concert
2. Don't do drugs
3. When a mate asks how the concert was, scratch head and reply "I didn't go."

There you go. Saved yourself some braincells and a whole wodge of cash and had exactly the same experience... except your clothes don't reek of ciggies.

Another plus!